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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Anonymous asked
Do you have twitter account??-iris

hah nope

xoxo

Anonymous asked
it was march when you last uploaded a utm chappie

did you not see all those messages about my laptop being broken?

it would’ve been uplaoded already if it wasnt broken

srsly i’m tired of saying this again and again

xoxo

everyday i pray harry wasn’t joking

(Source: lovinziall)

Anonymous asked
DIL as in heart in Urdu... Sorry that was supposed to be a lot smoother. I guess my pakis pick up lines won't work on you :(. Maybe I try again... Girl when are we gonna get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time I see you

girl I told you I am the worst paki ever like I barely know any Urdu, I kid you not

sorry it would’ve been smoother if I wasn’t a paki idiot haah

HAHAHA I LIKE THE LAST ONE THO!!!

XOXO

sun-k-iss-ed asked
how many days until utm? <3

idk man hopefully soon

xoxo

Anonymous asked
Omgggg when's unexpected ??? ((:

when i get 40+ reviews on onedirectionfanfiction.com so if you have an account, REVIEW PLEASE!! critic that ishh

xoxo

(Source: sambrero)

Anonymous asked
IS YOUR NAME ADIL BECAUSE YOU HAVE MY DIL

what is DIL supposed to represent? dick? 

xoxo

Anonymous asked
I know you have to express it!! AHH!!! Why is he sooo fucking sexy!! I mean all Paki guys are hot!! I'm Gonna die because of all that Hotness!! And his Back!! OMG!! FUCKING KILL ME!!

like i have never seen a paki guy being hot but ZAYN IS JUST LIKE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH

I WILL CONVULSE.

just his back

i want to make marks

as many marks as i can

marks all over 

marks

xoxo

zaynnm:

I still don’t understand

how this person

image

is this person?????????????

image

(Source: thepakistanione)

itsgottabelouist: why have i never seen this before?!

itsgottabelouist:

why have i never seen this before?!

hrran: The crinkles by your eyes when you smile;

hrran:

The crinkles by your eyes when you smile;

(Source: kingofwank)

(Source: 1direction1styles)

Anonymous asked
GOD!! YOU HAVE TO STOP POSTING THOSE PICTURES!! GAHH!! KILL ME!! JUST FUCKING KILL ME RIGHT NOW!! -iris

I CANT I NEED TO EXPRESS THE THIGNS